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claymations

4fingers — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:42:30 CDT

A made a new claymation called agent clay pt

The door to entertainment

4fingers — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:41:34 CDT

Hey this is a website with claymations made and other cool things.
Have fun! I hope you enjoy it.

plese note that on the jokes. The newer jokes are near the bottom

latest updates
claymations! 7/8/07

brain teasers6/7/07 please know that my blog has all the news for this site and the new ideas. Also know that it is being updated to

Plese know That I will always be editing this site

This is a site that includes movies and other fun stuff to entertain you all. I hope that if you find out about this site you will tell your friends to come. It just started but that is why it is small. My site is still a seed but will forever grow

jokes

4fingers — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 23:11:56 CDT

1.
A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately, their mounting credit card debt required some immediate income. The wife suggested that she could whore herself out, but her husband was a little less than thrilled about the prospect. But financial necessities got the best of her, and she went behind her husband's back to go whoring. She came back one night with a huge wad of cash, and fessed up to her hubby. He was upset, but asked how much she made.

"$398.10," she said.

"Who paid ten cents?" he asked.

"Everybody."

2.stupid pick up lines

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
5. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
6. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
7. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
8. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
10. Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!!

3.A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A blonde driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The blonde turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

4.Three nuns were taking a walk one day.

''I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some pornography magazines," said the first nun.

"What did you do with them?" asked the second.

"I threw them away."

"I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some condoms," said the second nun.

"What did you do with them?" asked the first.

"I punched holes in them." The third nun fainted.

blog

4fingers — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 00:11:21 CDT

this is the link to my blog http://kevinsplace.blog.com/

brain teasers

4fingers — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:47:24 CDT

A familiar Cretan sails to Greece and says to Greek men, who stand on the waterside: "All Cretans are liars." Did he say the truth or did he lie?

2.
This is a story about three people (A, B a C) crossing a desert. A hated C and decided to kill him - he poisoned the water in his sack (only C had water). B also wanted to kill C (not knowing that the water of C had been already poisoned) and so B made a hole into the sack of C and the water spilt out. A few days later C died of thirst.
Who was the murderer - A or B?

3.A farmer is returning from market, where he bought a she-goat, a wolf and cabbage. On the way home he must cross a river. His boat is little, allowing him to take only one of the three things. He can't keep the she-goat and the cabbage together (because the she-goat would eat it), nor the she-goat with the wolf (because the she-goat would be eaten).
How shall the farmer get everything on the other side (without any harm)

4.Each child in a family has at least 4 brothers and 3 sisters. What is the smallest number of children the family might have?

5.A number of children are standing in a circle. They are evenly spaced and the 6th child is directly opposite the 16th child. How many children are there altogether?

6.
A snail creeps 7 ft up a wall during the daytime. After all the labor it does throughout the day, it stops to rest a while... but falls asleep!! The next morning it wakes up and discovers that it has slipped down 3 ft while sleeping. If this happens every day, how many days will the snail take to reach the top of a wall 19 ft in height?

magic tricks!

4fingers — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:54:43 CDT

these are tricks . I am a magician! Magic tricks will come one soon

about me

4fingers — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:32:01 CDT

I am a claymator! I love to make people laugh! I am also a magician. I will be submmiting magic tricks as soon as I can figure it out! >:( . I love my mom and my stepdad alot!. I dont like my real dad that much. I love having a website!

my pets!

4fingers — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:29:20 CDT

My dog Maxy!

My dog is tired!